Merica Labz Red, White & Boom Energy Drink Not Your Granny's Apple Flavor

Merica Labz Red, White & Boom Energy Drink Not Your Granny's Apple Flavor

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NEW 'Merica Energy Drink

by: Merica Labz

Not Your Granny's Apple Flavor

-Tastes Like Patriotism- AKA: Apple

 

 

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16oz Aluminum Can

  

Likely the most "American" brand you can buy!  Why Hello 'Merica.

Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.

We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stiches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.

 

Now we bring that flavor to your home. Enjoy.

 

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero calorie
  • No artificial colors
  • 200mg Caffeine
  • Non-proprietary blend

     

    Due to:

    The weight,

    High cost of shipping,

    & High incidence of shipping damage in case packs, we can only offer this item as individual can sales price as we individually wrap each can in secure wrapping.

    *CRV & Taxes are Included In Price

     

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    July 4th, 1776. June 6th, 1944. May 28th, 2018. The founding of our Nation. D-Day. The launch of ‘Merica Energy. Three dates that are forever etched into the granite of our nation’s history as dates that make us ‘Merican.

    The founders of ‘Merica Energy have traveled from the rolling prairies of Montana to the Appalachians to find the best flavors that money can buy – and many money can’t. (We must never speak of the horrors of their sacrifice.) They embarked on this great quest in order that May 28th, ‘Merica Launch Day, might be the day that this great nation is finally delivered the flavors of patriotism it so desperately needs and deserves.

    In these trying times, nothing will unite this nation like a lightly-caffeinated, zero calorie beverage made with love, care, no artificial colors, a non-proprietary blend, and most importantly, the ‘Merican Way. It doesn’t matter if you’re white, green, or purple – because we have flavors for all of those. The critical thing is that you, friend, are ‘Merican. And we are ‘Merica Energy. 

     

    Source: https://www.mericaenergy.com/pages/mission

     

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