NEW 'Merica Energy Drink
by: Merica Labz
'Merican Made Flavor
-Tastes Like Patriotism- AKA: Cream Soda
16oz Aluminum Can
Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory.
The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a little of valor, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda". In honor of like, we've canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
High cost of shipping,
& High incidence of shipping damage in case packs, we can only offer this item as individual can sales price as we individually wrap each can in secure wrapping.
*CRV & Taxes are Included In Price
July 4th, 1776. June 6th, 1944. May 28th, 2018. The founding of our Nation. D-Day. The launch of ‘Merica Energy. Three dates that are forever etched into the granite of our nation’s history as dates that make us ‘Merican.
The founders of ‘Merica Energy have traveled from the rolling prairies of Montana to the Appalachians to find the best flavors that money can buy – and many money can’t. (We must never speak of the horrors of their sacrifice.) They embarked on this great quest in order that May 28th, ‘Merica Launch Day, might be the day that this great nation is finally delivered the flavors of patriotism it so desperately needs and deserves.
In these trying times, nothing will unite this nation like a lightly-caffeinated, zero calorie beverage made with love, care, no artificial colors, a non-proprietary blend, and most importantly, the ‘Merican Way. It doesn’t matter if you’re white, green, or purple – because we have flavors for all of those. The critical thing is that you, friend, are ‘Merican. And we are ‘Merica Energy.
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