NEW 'Merica Energy Drink
by: Merica Labz
'Merican Made Flavor
-Tastes Like Patriotism- AKA: Cherry Cola
16oz Aluminum Can
When you hear the word classic, what do you think of? James Dean sitting in a '55 Chevy? White picket fence? That one time your cousin Jim convinced the Thanksgiving Day Marshall that he was in the paradise and then walked down Main Street, mostly naked, screaming "The British are coming"? We think of Cola...Cherry Cola.
Just like Jim, we're classic and classy as heck. To deliver the feeling of a cool brisk breeze on Jim's naked body, combined with the taste of your favorite Cola, we've developed Classic Cherry Cola Red, White & BOOM. Enjoy.
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
High cost of shipping,
& High incidence of shipping damage in case packs, we can only offer this item as individual can sales price as we individually wrap each can in secure wrapping.
*CRV & Taxes are Included In Price
July 4th, 1776. June 6th, 1944. May 28th, 2018. The founding of our Nation. D-Day. The launch of ‘Merica Energy. Three dates that are forever etched into the granite of our nation’s history as dates that make us ‘Merican.
The founders of ‘Merica Energy have traveled from the rolling prairies of Montana to the Appalachians to find the best flavors that money can buy – and many money can’t. (We must never speak of the horrors of their sacrifice.) They embarked on this great quest in order that May 28th, ‘Merica Launch Day, might be the day that this great nation is finally delivered the flavors of patriotism it so desperately needs and deserves.
In these trying times, nothing will unite this nation like a lightly-caffeinated, zero calorie beverage made with love, care, no artificial colors, a non-proprietary blend, and most importantly, the ‘Merican Way. It doesn’t matter if you’re white, green, or purple – because we have flavors for all of those. The critical thing is that you, friend, are ‘Merican. And we are ‘Merica Energy.
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