NEW 'Merica Energy Drink
by: Merica Labz
-Tastes Like Shame- AKA: Peach
16oz Aluminum Can
"Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors." These are the acts that Article 2,Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth, defines as impeachable offenses.
Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavored Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery going down here is your brain bribing your mouth to drink more of it, specifically by releasing details about your mouth's tawdry exploits in Daytona Beach for Spring Break '08. And the only high crime or misdemeanor is not ripping your clothes off to expose your stars n'stripes undies when you swig back this freedom fruit, this 'Merica medley, this libertylicious peachy keen 'Merican dream.
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
High cost of shipping,
& High incidence of shipping damage in case packs, we can only offer this item as individual can sales price as we individually wrap each can in secure wrapping.
*CRV & Taxes are Included In Price
July 4th, 1776. June 6th, 1944. May 28th, 2018. The founding of our Nation. D-Day. The launch of ‘Merica Energy. Three dates that are forever etched into the granite of our nation’s history as dates that make us ‘Merican.
The founders of ‘Merica Energy have traveled from the rolling prairies of Montana to the Appalachians to find the best flavors that money can buy – and many money can’t. (We must never speak of the horrors of their sacrifice.) They embarked on this great quest in order that May 28th, ‘Merica Launch Day, might be the day that this great nation is finally delivered the flavors of patriotism it so desperately needs and deserves.
In these trying times, nothing will unite this nation like a lightly-caffeinated, zero calorie beverage made with love, care, no artificial colors, a non-proprietary blend, and most importantly, the ‘Merican Way. It doesn’t matter if you’re white, green, or purple – because we have flavors for all of those. The critical thing is that you, friend, are ‘Merican. And we are ‘Merica Energy.
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